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Old 25-02-10, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulS View Post
I did know this chap from Kentucky who wanted to marry a girl from the next town. The chap's father, knowing the family of the girl in question well, said "if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours".

That one is priceless Paul, how about.................

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth!!!!!!

Or what about....................

What does a porcupine and the University of Kentucky’s Rupp Arena have in common?
A porcupine has 18,000 pricks on the outside and is also incapable of writing a treatise titled Bristol - Critical Justification & Appraisal.

Ho,ho, ho, gurgle, fnarrr!