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Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 27-02-10, 08:07 PM
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Posted By ozy
What precisely are you moaning to Kevin about? ...

What precisely are you moaning to Kevin about?

Your apparent slow reading speed?
Your foolishness in sticking with reading something you found boring and rubbish?

Its nice to see your first...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 10:04 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
My good friend Luke and fellow 411...

My good friend Luke and fellow 411 affectionado,

Colonel Sanders is a fine upstanding member and even though Kentuckians are alleged to have bigger letterboxes, I'll warrant they don't stand up far...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 09:23 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Oh Paul, I should rather have Barack than that...

Oh Paul,

I should rather have Barack than that fatuous windbag Brown. Come the revolution he will be the first to be hung from a lamp post with piano wire. And as for Darling,...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 09:18 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Well, I don't know, as long as other people...

Well, I don't know, as long as other people contribute it would be rude to not reply don't you think?

Ozy
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 07:28 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Your loss, you get me fired up and then you let...

Your loss, you get me fired up and then you let me down.....Living on the ceiling, no more room down there, things fall into place, you get the joke, you get the joke. I'm so tall and I'm so tall,...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 07:19 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Ooh baby, baby, yank my chain and lets do...

Ooh baby, baby, yank my chain and lets do doggy!

Growwwwwwl
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 07:14 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Your place or mine big boy!

Your place or mine big boy!
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 07:08 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Careful, this is a prelude to nether region...

Careful, this is a prelude to nether region sniffing.

Pant,

Ozy
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 07:07 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Hi NIck, Yes, I see what you mean these replies...

Hi NIck,

Yes, I see what you mean these replies can get a little confusing. I cannot understand why Andrew would not want to contribute - he's from Manchester and I'll bet he wouldn't have much...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:55 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Thanks for understanding Hal, You have to...

Thanks for understanding Hal,

You have to realise that sometimes I can be a little like a Golden Retriever.

Over zealous, a little boisterous, with a tendancy to slobber and smell a little...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:50 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Wahey, we've made it - 100 - now for 150! What's...

Wahey, we've made it - 100 - now for 150!

What's wrong with my attitude hmmm? Come, come, don't be coy, why hide your light (or letterbox) under a bushel?

At least I answer people's posted...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:36 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Ooo-errr, Sorry for being naughty on this...

Ooo-errr,

Sorry for being naughty on this one!

Contrite Ozy
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:34 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
What is? a) That you don't behave like Lesley...

What is?

a) That you don't behave like Lesley Garrett and she's a prima donna?
b) That you won't tell me what my problem is.
c) That you have a smaller letterbox than Greg or me?
d) That you have an...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:10 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Paul, I am so glad someone appreciates me here. ...

Paul,

I am so glad someone appreciates me here. You know no-one had a pop at Claude when he wuffled on about derivative reality so I thought I would get into the metaphysical ordure line with my...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 06:02 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
If you listened to Radio 4 you would know what a...

If you listened to Radio 4 you would know what a "disadvantaged ethnic minority digital citizen" is.

Mind telling us all what a problem I have - perchance something to do with my letterbox, you...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 05:59 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Ah but he's an MD of a well known firm, has a 408...

Ah but he's an MD of a well known firm, has a 408 AND probably has a bigger letterbox than you have - who or is it whom has an inferiority complex now hmm?

Stop sulking because you arn't getting...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 05:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Not really - I'm not from Doncaster and I don't...

Not really - I'm not from Doncaster and I don't consider being a disadvantaged ethnic minority digital citizen to be a problem either.

Really, I thought you were a nice guy!

Ozy
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 05:08 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Thanks for that Greg, This sort of thing always...

Thanks for that Greg,

This sort of thing always makes me smile. Friends and colleagues often lambast we Bristol owners and collectively brand us as being so clueless that we would only use an ex...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 05:00 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Andy, I cannot apologise for something where I...

Andy,

I cannot apologise for something where I do not believe an apology is necessary - that would be dishonest and insincere. There again, should Colonel Saunders apologise for his appalling...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 04:04 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Absolutely fantastic, I'm in the throes of...

Absolutely fantastic, I'm in the throes of mirthful apoplexy. Never knew there was a 408 in York - I wondered whom had bought all the Bristol stuff at the Paul Smith shop at Askham Grange.

Did...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 03:36 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Yes, I heard you the first time and do not need...

Yes, I heard you the first time and do not need the two succesive repeats to ram this home. OCD rules OK

Oz
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 03:33 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
You know, I work in Lancashire and had never...

You know, I work in Lancashire and had never heard the term Numpty until I went there.
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 03:32 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
I'll give you a clue - you will possibly have one...

I'll give you a clue - you will possibly have one on your door at home.
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 03:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Rubbond, Unfortunately not. Although I am...

Rubbond,

Unfortunately not. Although I am partial to koala bears, Kylie and of course Kevin. I am just a humble Yorkshireman with very little woolabrawonga and an endearing line of chat.

My...
Forum: Wanted - anything Bristol car related 26-02-10, 03:19 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 36,364
Posted By ozy
Oh come Nick, this thread should keep going -...

Oh come Nick, this thread should keep going - look 66 posts already, now that must be a record. Personally I'm going for 100! If its ended I'll only have to try to turn another thread into a...
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